The glorious full CD copy of Secret Handshake comes beautifully packaged with exciting artwork, including a full 16 page booklet of containing illustrations for each track on the album. The enhanced CD itself comes with all of the music (obviously), plus pop it in your computer to get a full album commentary, bonus podcast, video extras, songbook, and more! And did we mention it's beautiful? An excellent addition to your collection, and a must have for music connoisseurs and cool dudes.
Includes unlimited streaming of Secret Handshake
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Sold Out
Streaming + Download
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Creepy Classic detailing one man's attempt to spy on the girl of his dreams in increasingly long winded and ineffective ways.
lyrics
Subject has been sighted at the Waitrose checkout buying some fresh rigatoni.
I wish I was toni.
I saw a beautiful girl in Waitrose,
Standing next to me in the queue,
She was buying a bag of mixed lettuce leaves,
And she smelled of sweet perfume.
She left behind her Waitrose loyalty card,
I thought it must be a sign,
So I followed her all the way back to her home,
I watched her get undressed until she closed the blind.
I’m gonna spy on you,
I’m gonna invade your privacy;
I’ll take a picture of you when you’re on the loo,
Put cameras in your room and watch you on TV.
And then I’ll raid your bins,
I’ll steal your identity,
Withdraw all your funds, have dinner with your mum,
‘Cause I’m lonely,
And I’m a bit of a freak
I spy on you on the bus,
I spy on you on the train,
I spy on you in the day, I spy on you in the night;
Sometimes I infringe on your human rights
By taking samples of your DNA
From discarded cigarettes and pizza trays,
I think I’ll build a clone
So I won’t be alone
And then I’ll spy on the clone at home all day.
I’m gonna spy on you,
I’m gonna invade your privacy;
I’ll do sketch of you, which i can spy on too,
‘Cause when you’re on A4 I only want you more.
And then I’ll colour you in,
And make some photocopies,
And then I'll hang them all
Upon my gallery wall,
‘Cause I'm arty,
And I’m also of spy
People say Rich, why oh why
Did you become a secret spy?
I said I watched a film that involved a spy
And ever since that day I’ve acted like a spy.
But spying has changed with the passage of time
A wannabe spy can just go online
And get their information with the click of the mouse,
While I’m doing a sketch outside your house
I’m gonna spy on you,
I’m gonna invade your privacy;
I’m gonna marry your son, so you will be my mum
And then I’ll spy on you when i come round for tea.
Then I’ll enchant your dad
With a whimsical story,
I’ll integrate myself into your family life
‘Cause I’m charming,
And I’m a bloody good spy
He's a bloody good spy
And he's a bloody great guy.
Why oh why is he such a bloody good spy?
Yeah, I’ll never share my secrets,
I’ll never share them with you,
Even if you want me to.
credits
from Secret Handshake,
released January 25, 2012
Vocals by Rich Green
Guitar, bass, and drums by Rich Green
Written and produced by Rich Green, additional writing by Dan P and Charlie Mosesson
supported by 6 fans who also own “Spying (On A Woman From Waitrose)”
Awesome track! I also love the "tribute" at the end to that old D&D audio, genius!
This is going to be the opener for the next session for my group. Landstrider
supported by 5 fans who also own “Spying (On A Woman From Waitrose)”
Kyle has a gift for creating earworms—catchy tunes that you just cannot get out of your head until they've achieved their purpose. (Which is? That would be telling...) At the moment I'm particularly fond of "I Don't Know Why There's a Bug in Here," which I predict within five years will dominate campfires and school buses. Brother Osric
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
supported by 5 fans who also own “Spying (On A Woman From Waitrose)”
Technically my favorite track is "You Don't Know Jack (Plan B)", because it's just a great reimagining (Some Jerk with a Camera is now officially a reimagineer).
But a lot of the album is good, and the "Luke Ski Phase 2" stuff is also good, but different. Erin A Cobb