Puberty
from Secret Handshake by Flat 29
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Educational song about what happens to your body as you grow up.
lyrics
Puberty affects us in lots of different ways
Your reproductive organs will soon begin to change
But there’s no need to worry, ‘cause everyone’s the same
And soon you will be able to enjoy a sexy game
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Boys have a high voice, then it will go low
Their balls will go a similar way and hair begins to grow
They’ll start to get a feeling down in their pants
And look at naked women whenever they get the chance.
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Girls get a rough deal every once a month,
They have a leaky discharge and it comes out of their special place
They’ll start to grow some breasts and have feelings towards men
And potentially have a baby if they don’t use protection.
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Your genitals are changing and you don’t know what it means,
But don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, You just gotta keep them clean
‘Cause Puberty affects us in lots of different ways
It really doesn’t matter if your balls look kinda strange
But there’s no need to worry ‘cause everyone’s the same
If you really think about it then your parents are to blame
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Pubescent Ladies:
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Pubescent Fellas:
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
I’m confused
Your reproductive organs will soon begin to change
But there’s no need to worry, ‘cause everyone’s the same
And soon you will be able to enjoy a sexy game
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Boys have a high voice, then it will go low
Their balls will go a similar way and hair begins to grow
They’ll start to get a feeling down in their pants
And look at naked women whenever they get the chance.
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Girls get a rough deal every once a month,
They have a leaky discharge and it comes out of their special place
They’ll start to grow some breasts and have feelings towards men
And potentially have a baby if they don’t use protection.
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Your genitals are changing and you don’t know what it means,
But don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, You just gotta keep them clean
‘Cause Puberty affects us in lots of different ways
It really doesn’t matter if your balls look kinda strange
But there’s no need to worry ‘cause everyone’s the same
If you really think about it then your parents are to blame
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Pubescent Ladies:
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
Pubescent Fellas:
Oh Puberty, what will you do to me?
I feel confused and I am all spotty
Oh Puberty, I feel all sexy, and it’s all new to me,
And I’m confused.
I’m confused
credits
from Secret Handshake,
released January 25, 2012
Vocals by Rich Green (Verse 1), Dan P (Verse 2) and Charlie Mosesson (Verse 3)
Additional vocals by Lauren Morgan
Guitar, bass, piano, trumpet and strings by Rich Green
Marching drums by Dan P
Written by Rich Green, additional writing by Dan P and Charlie Mosesson.
Produced by Rich Green and Dan P
Vocals by Rich Green (Verse 1), Dan P (Verse 2) and Charlie Mosesson (Verse 3)
Additional vocals by Lauren Morgan
Guitar, bass, piano, trumpet and strings by Rich Green
Marching drums by Dan P
Written by Rich Green, additional writing by Dan P and Charlie Mosesson.
Produced by Rich Green and Dan P
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