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King Of The Internet

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  • CD (Enhanced)
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The glorious full CD copy of Secret Handshake comes beautifully packaged with exciting artwork, including a full 16 page booklet of containing illustrations for each track on the album. The enhanced CD itself comes with all of the music (obviously), plus pop it in your computer to get a full album commentary, bonus podcast, video extras, songbook, and more! And did we mention it's beautiful? An excellent addition to your collection, and a must have for music connoisseurs and cool dudes.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Secret Handshake via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      £0.60 GBP

     

about

It may be 2012, but having the internet is still something to brag about. You might be very pleased with your dongle-based 3G connection, but Rich's upload and download speeds will make you feel physically sick. And that's why he's the King of The Internet.

lyrics

I’ve got contacts with my ISP
So I can get fast broadband for free;
I got download speeds of 30Mb,
I got upload speeds that violate your rights.
I got Wifi, I got 3g,
Seems like every motherfucker wanna be me.
You want cable? You know I'm able,
‘Cause I’m the king of the net, with a connection so stable.

Got me Googling my own name,
Seeing all the Rich Green's with a claim to fame
An architect a lawyer and a deep sea diver,
A porn star, a poet and a rare type of spider.
Checking my emails, got loads of spam;
I send my bank details to an illiterate man.
Plenty of offers to enlarge my member,
I'll be hung like a donkey come September.

Internet, I got the Internet,
Everybody look, I got the Internet.
I got the Internet, I got the Internet,
Everybody look, I got the Internet.

Playing FIFA online on the PS3
When some cheeky motherfucker disconnects on me.
I was 2-0 up with minutes to go,
Another 6yr old kid interrupting my flow.
I’m gonna find that kid's IP address,
And show that kid that I’m the best.
We'll play a game of FIFA in the flesh
And when I finish with him his face will be a mess

I'll victimise him using social networking sites,
I'll make him feel so scared he can't sleep at night
And when he's outside, having fun
I'll be inside having fun with his Mum

So think twice before you disconnect on me
Because I'll start to behave irrationally.
Above anything else, make sure you don’t forget
That I am the king of the internet

I got the Internet, I got the Internet,
Everybody look, I got the Internet.
I got the Internet, I got the Internet
Everybody look, I got the Internet.

credits

from Secret Handshake, released January 25, 2012
Vocals by Rich Green, additional vocals by Dan P (Verse BVs) and Hannah Varley (Chorus BVs)
Keys, bass and drums by Rich Green
Samples and scratches by Dan P

Written and produced by Rich Green, additional writing by Hannah Varley

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