Nonsense classic about a fictional boy named Martin. We all hate Martin, but secretly we are jealous of him.
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I don't like Martin, he stole all my dinner money.
I don't like Martin, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me.
He eats BBQ wings, he eats them and other things.
He came to mine for tea, and we had lasagne.
He's on the computer, 24/7
He's on the computer, 34/7
He's on the computer, 48 heaven YEAH!
I don't like Martin, he's got a mountain bike.
It's got 24 gears, and a battery-powered light.
He thinks he's really tough, he thinks that and other stuff.
I went to his for tea, and we had lasagne.
He's on the computer, 24/7
He's on the computer, 34/7
He's on the computer, 48 heaven YEAH!
He said I was adopted, well I'm not having any of that.
So I said to his face, "Martin, you are a twat!"
He's on the computer, 24/7
He's on the computer, 34/7
He's on the computer, 48 heaven YEAH!